Brother:  They strip searched me before I got on the plane in Oakland!

Me:  But you made the plane...

Brother:  That's not the point!!  I didn't have any luggage...and I was already running late for the plane.

Me:  But you made the plane...

Brother:  I really need a beer right now...

Me:  Oooohhhh....have I got something in the fridge that will make you HAPPY!!

Brother:  ??????

Me:  Guess!  You'll never guess!!  They're bringing it into Wisconsin these days!!  I can get more!  Wisconsin isn't far!!

Brother:  What do you have????

Me:  Moose Drool!!  I have Moose Drool!!

Brother:  Nuh-uh!!  You don't!!

Me:  I do!  Here!  Have a bottle!!!

Brother:  Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  You are a goddess.